He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
My vagina is officially offended.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
