Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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