I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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