Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
