I think I just saw someone hide a body.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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