whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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