hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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