Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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