i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
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We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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