Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
no, he came in my armpit
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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