She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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