also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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