he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I wish there were birth control emojis
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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