Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she smelled like a LAN party
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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