I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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