Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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