They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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