i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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