So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Randomize
