Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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