There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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