It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
How naked do you want me to be?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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