break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I need moral support for this bender
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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