There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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