Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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