Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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