Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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