Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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