last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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