Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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