I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
