Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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