Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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