your thong is hanging out like whoa
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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