I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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