Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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Everything about him screamed your future.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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