No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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