i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
