Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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