Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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