Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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