Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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