Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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