I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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