They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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