But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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