Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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