Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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