i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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