I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
