how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Randomize
