I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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