A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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