Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry mr_toeknee hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night

Fav 12 1654 951
share tweet
(214): View more from Texas

Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,

Fav 6 3600 953
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.

Fav 11 6099 1311
share tweet
(267): View more from Pennsylvania

you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk

Fav 4 3261 1376
share tweet
(615): View more from Tennessee

Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning

Fav 7 1606 888
share tweet
(603): View more from New Hampshire

Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.

Fav 3 3101 969
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(646): View more from New York

I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.

Fav 11 2479 1003
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.

Fav 4 873 367
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(402): View more from Nebraska

you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend

Fav 0 51 19
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT