We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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