And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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