Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize