Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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