How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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