everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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